Due to the fact that there has only been very limited response to the possibility of me making a new Mr. Smoozles game, I’ve been doing some research on what might be the next big thing in gaming. I’ve come to the conclusion that the next exciting development will be Porn. Or, more precisely, Social Gaming that mixes Porn and Gambling.
Never before has there been so many millions of players as there are playing social games. If you marry this with the overwhelming numbers of excellent sexual enhancement products that grace my e-mail inbox and the large number of generous invites to online gambling sites that I also receive, it’s clear that I’m onto a winner.
I’m now in talks with a number of interested parties who think like I do that not only can we levereage a huge online social gaming presence that utilises these two complementary aspects, we can do movie tie-ins and late night TV tie-ins. The next step will be to find suitable studios to act in the capacity of development partners.
My only worry is that the research may be very exhausting and it may be a struggle to find the right people to test the games.
If no one guessed, this was an April Fool joke. 🙂
I didn’t guess, but hesitated to comment, as most of my comments get me or someone else into trouble. 😉
In trouble in the imagination of others, perhaps. 🙂
Joke or not, make it in first person, add some anime emo cartoons and you’re on to a winner.
Well, it did occur to me that it was a plausible premise. But I’d be too embarrassed to make it. 🙂