INT. COMMISSIONER’S OFFICE – NIGHT
Batman enters through the open window and stalks across the plush carpet.
BATMAN
I came as soon as I could, Commissioner. You said it was urgent.
We follow Batman’s movement and he stops near a hefty looking Commissioner who has his back to us and Batman. He’s staring at a TV, but we can’t yet make out what’s on it.
COMMISSIONER
That’s right, lad. The Joker’s terrorising the whole country.
The Commissioner turns and is revealed as John Prescott. He points at the TV
COMMISSIONER
You’ve got to deal with him immediately.
We zoom in on the TV and see that the Joker Prescott refers to is actually the Prime Minister, Cameron.
The above was inspired by this piece about Prescott.
I don’t think even Batman can save us there 🙂